Dingleberries 

Poop stained toilet paper balls that gets stuck to your butthole hairs after wiping.

I'm not buying this toilet paper anymore because it gives me dingleberries.

Dingleberries by Davenm June 3, 2015

dingleberry 

A ball of tangled fur, feces, and random debris that forms in the stomach hair of outside-dwelling cats and dogs, usually in the southern United States.

"We'll have to give Angus a line cut, he's picked up a dingleberry or two."

dingleberry by Daniel Mellstrom January 2, 2006

dingleberries 

The unslightly chunks of snow, slush and icicles that accumulate around the wheels, flaps and dangle underneath the chassis in the winter.

Man, I hate winter! Especially when I get dingleberries on my car that leave a pool of water in my garage when they melt.

dingleberries by iowabuckeyes January 26, 2010

Dingleberry 

Piece of dried up shit stuck in your butt hairs

Billie ate bens dingleberry out of his hairy ass then took his nasty ass virginity

Dingleberry by Jay Jeffcoat December 13, 2007

Dingleberry picking

A kinky sex move where the woman goes a week without whipping her ass or showering. The man on day 7 inserts his penis into her ass in the doggy style position and picks the shit off of her hairs like he's picking apples and eats it.

P1: Dingleberry picking is nasty!
P2: Well have you tried it?

Dingleberry picking by Thatonekid87 June 18, 2020

dingleberry stew 

Breakfast treat much like a Chuck Berry Breakfast

That ho went wild for some dingleberry stew

dingleberry stew by JJ BUCHS August 6, 2006

dingleberry 

Someone who uses their Blackberry device on a toilet and then doesn't wash their hands upon completion. That Blackberry device is now tainted, thus becoming a Dingleberry.

I used my Dingleberry to text message my friends while on the toilet.

dingleberry by Peakie September 7, 2007