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When politicians and philosophers fail to agree whether the irrational number π subscribes to the liberal or woke ideology of the Democratic Party, or shares the conservative or puritan beliefs of the Republican Party (and maybe even the MAGA gospel of the Trumpublican cult).
Metamathematicians don’t think that π will ever conform to the biblical value of three, which is preached by some alt-right Christian nationalists, while far-left ethnomathematicians divine that π holds the secret to the workings of the universe. Is pi Democrat or Republican?
by Numerati June 28, 2025
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Something that shouldn't be true, but unfortunately it is (in the USA, at least).
Democrats are far left and Republicans are far right

Everyone in between is normal
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2024
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baptize some democrats

When you take a shit, trying your best to make democrats worthy of anything
Excuse me, I need to go baptize some democrats
by Rev Sharpton July 9, 2025
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democratic socialist

see also; champagne socialist, oxymoron, left wing populism

democratic socialist; somebody who is a left wing populist.

if you don't want to read all of this, here's your definition in simple terms; a childlike, imaginary world of how society should work.

a person, usually of upper middle class or upper class who subscribes to the idea of a classless society in which all are equal. in other words, they wish establish a welfare state. these people typically discuss a "revolution" with such cult-like behavior, that you could easily compare it to christians awaiting the rapture.

the majority of democratic socialists support Palestine, Ukraine, and the Scandinavian welfare model.

prominent (D)emocratic socialists include Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), Hasan Piker, etc.

the use of the word "democratic" means the interests of the Democratic Party (USA), and has always meant that. socialism inherently involves interventionism (soft term for authoritarianism), so the use of democratic is to simply attract more supporters, usually liberals who keep lying to themselves that they're not authoritarian.

oh, and don't EVEN get me started on that dumbfuck Hasan.

tl;dr, socialists who want to pretend to be libertarian.
Emily, (inhabitant of Pittsburgh): "Hi!!! I'm a Democratic Socialist, the wealth inequality in the US is INSANE! This is why we must raise the minimum wage, tax the rich, fund our schools and provide universal healthcare!"

Bobby, (inhabitant of Knoxville): "so Emily, how would you pay for all of that?"

Emily, (inhabitant of Pittsburgh): "SHUT UP YOU REACTIONARY!!! #BLM #ACAB #EatTheRich"
by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer December 8, 2024
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A democratic country with elections held every 5 years with one canidate
“The democratic people’s Republic of Korea is democratic
by Soviet 7k on October 12, 2023
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Democratic Party

they exist
Aaron, I don't need to type in an example for the Democratic Party when everyone in America know they exist
by 7568ino December 28, 2024
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Democratic primary

(noun) a party that you just know is going to have too many people
Lisa's prom after-party was supposed to be a small get together but Brandon blabbed about it so now it's going to be a real Democratic primary.
by riquillers February 13, 2019
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