evening delights

Adjective; referring to easy women

Hey Bill, let's go out to town and look for some evening delights. Now, that the economy took a turn for the worst, their should be plenty of needy women out there ripe for the picking LOL

by Big John the king June 21, 2024

Turkish Delight

The Mediterranean version of a happy ending.

The only good thing about that massage was that she tipped ME with a Turkish delight.

by Blurrynomenclature January 10, 2017

Frozen delight

When a Mexican tells you the cum isn’t spicy but it tastes spicy and you get confused but still eat it anyway and enjoy it but question while the Mexican lied.

Mexican: “Eat it”

Geck: “No”

Mexican: “It’s spicy”

Geck: “No it’s not”

Mexican: “Fuck off. Frozen delight bitch”

by BoobaBoba069 July 15, 2022

Carpenter's delight

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.

"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"

by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023

Turkish Delight

This popular Turkish Confection is a mixture of Turkish Man whore spunk and sugar , with the flavour disguised with rosewater. It tastes disgusting. As for chocolate covered Turkish Delight ... lets say that sticking it up your backside and covering it with a layer of finest Turkish Chocolate doesn't appear in any reputable confectionists book of tricks

Despite being told not to , the young lady insisted on stuffing her face with the finest chocolate covered Turkish Delight, until she could eat no more. It ran out of her mouth and she could hardly swallow it all

by OMG i dont believe it May 4, 2020

Mango Delight

A sexual act where one licks from the crux of another’s asscrack down to the hole and inserts the tongue and spins it in a circle

Damn bro she was so good, gave me the best mango delight of my life.

by Crsp November 9, 2021

dog delight

It's when you give a dog a cream pie during a weird sexual fetish. you should probably have some one check you into a psych ward you dirty disgusting slam pig

Or it is when you take a hot dog and attempt to shove it in your or your friends urethra, and in the frustration of not being able to get the hot dog to fit your rip off their or your own genitals.

Boof dog dick urethra Dog delight canine cream pie K-9 cream pie puppy pumpin

by The pumpers April 21, 2014