Someone who always defends and supports things that are clearly wrong and inexcusable. Examples of the sort of things that shit defenders will defend include corruption, injustice, unfairness, and general incompetence. They will often go out of their way to fabricate excuses for these things. Note that a shit defender does not necessarily always possess any of these negative traits themselves, they merely have to defend them.
Bob the shit defender can't stop making excuses for the War in Iraq, insisting that George W. Bush and his cabinet had every right reason to embark on this failed endeavor.
Rachel the shit defender constantly excuses her sociopath boyfriend's inane behavior, such as repeated drunk driving charges and general obnoxious and violently aggressive behavior, including unprovoked hostility toward random people.
Fred the shit defender insists that high school bullying is a normal and healthy process that bullying victims must go through. He claims that everyone who gets bullied deserves it in the first place, for not being popular, confident or strong enough, and that ultimately being bullied will make them stronger people, therefore making the act of bullying justified.
Rachel the shit defender constantly excuses her sociopath boyfriend's inane behavior, such as repeated drunk driving charges and general obnoxious and violently aggressive behavior, including unprovoked hostility toward random people.
Fred the shit defender insists that high school bullying is a normal and healthy process that bullying victims must go through. He claims that everyone who gets bullied deserves it in the first place, for not being popular, confident or strong enough, and that ultimately being bullied will make them stronger people, therefore making the act of bullying justified.
by Internet User 927 May 14, 2010
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#1 It is the act of administering a defenestration
#2 The act of defenestrating a minister
#1 It is the act of administering a defenestration
#2 The act of defenestrating a minister
Mahomie: Man I just tossed that minister out a window!
Sarspoon: NICE! Thats a sweet defeneministration!
Sarspoon: NICE! Thats a sweet defeneministration!
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A metaphorical drink that makes Someone blindly loyal to something that was once great or never was and will defend it until the end. A play on Gatorade and opposite to Haterade.
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It is a very sophisticated (world) way of saying defense/defence.
It is used to describe how awesome Aidan is.
Also used to describe pineapples spewing out.
It is a very sophisticated (world) way of saying defense/defence.
It is used to describe how awesome Aidan is.
Also used to describe pineapples spewing out.
DJ: How do you spell defense/defence?? Is it defense, or defence?
AZZ: idk just spell it as defensce im sure the teacher wont notice
DJ: aight thx also have you seen my defensceness
AZZ: wut?
DJ: *spews out pineapples
AZZ: whoaaaaa
TEACHER: Dj cOmE hErE RiGhT nOw
AZZ: idk just spell it as defensce im sure the teacher wont notice
DJ: aight thx also have you seen my defensceness
AZZ: wut?
DJ: *spews out pineapples
AZZ: whoaaaaa
TEACHER: Dj cOmE hErE RiGhT nOw
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