Dakota

An idiot, kisses lesbians as she is one and is so dumb full of shit too

Oh fuck look at that gay Dakota

by ANONYMOUS5651 April 21, 2019

Dakota

Dakota is that guy that no one really gets to know. They hear one bad thing about him, and you miss out on such an opportunity. If you don't listen to all the haters, you get to know a pretty funny guy. He's quick with his jokes, which are funny 9/10 times. He's funny AND he's also super kind. If he says something negative, as a joke of course, he will clear the air. Most of the time you can find him playing basketball (even with a concussion) or listening to music in the back of the class. Speaking of class, this guy is super into his education. He's involved in every class discussion and is never afraid to ask a question. He enjoys being involved in school, group hang outs, picking on his sister, and getting concussions.

Person 1: who’s that guy everyone keeps talking trash about?

Person 2: oh, that’s Dakota. I don’t know why everyone talks trash though; he’s the funniest guy I know!

Person 1: Is Dakota playing basketball with a concussion?
Person 2: Of course he is, it’s Dakota

by Bar of soap March 20, 2024

Dakota Swift

A Dangerous Retard, Often Misunderstood, He has his own crime syndicate, he’s his own mob boss In the retard Community.

Watch out for Dakota Swift, he’s very Dangerous

by Great__Bigsby March 21, 2019

Dakota

Low standards and will suck off rich old men for money. Dakota looks like a deformed pitbull that’s had shit rubbed all of its face. Gets pissed off easily and will have a tantrum and start crying.

Guy 1: Why’s that deformed dog crying
Guy 2: Oh that’s just Dakota having a tantrum

by youlooklikedogpoo June 23, 2020

Dakota

A person who is good at all subjects in school. A very nice and good meaning person. He dresses very well usually in a suit.

Did you hear that guy he is such a dakota

by Thewhitestboyyouknow August 11, 2023

North Dakota Truck Stop

The North Dakota Truck Stop is any sexual act performed in a car at a truck stop or rest area.

OMG! What are they doing?
That's just a good old fashion North Dakota Truck Stop, let em go.

by Big-Dumb1983 June 15, 2020

Dakota

Dakota is a person, who thinks they are a hard dom, but they aren't. they are a soft little guy. Dakotas have great personalities. they are one of a kind and honestly they are the best. and they usually fall for people named zero.

dakota is such a great guy, zero is lucky to have them.

by pisssssssbaby August 7, 2021