Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.
Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.
As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.
The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.
As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.
The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
My pubes were filled with raw sausage after I did the Jimmy Dean fleshlight last night but it was so lifelike I’m going to do it again tonight. The Kroger had it on sale BOGO.
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Named after former presidential candidate and former Vermont governor Howard Dean.
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Featuring Dean Blundell, Todd Shapiro and Jason Barr, talking about pooping, fart jokes, the female anatomy, and their opinions of what's going on in the city.
With ussual guests: Psychic 'Sticky" Nicky, Lesbian Lu, Dr. Sex, The Goat, Meatus the stupid idiot, and Asian corespondent Qi Min Sheng.
A morning show so funny it has caused car crashes. Tune in from 5:30am to 10:00am weekdays, download their podcast on Itunes or listen online.
Featuring Dean Blundell, Todd Shapiro and Jason Barr, talking about pooping, fart jokes, the female anatomy, and their opinions of what's going on in the city.
With ussual guests: Psychic 'Sticky" Nicky, Lesbian Lu, Dr. Sex, The Goat, Meatus the stupid idiot, and Asian corespondent Qi Min Sheng.
A morning show so funny it has caused car crashes. Tune in from 5:30am to 10:00am weekdays, download their podcast on Itunes or listen online.
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Guy 2 : Ya me too, Wha Happen was amazing today.
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