Dabtarded: Stemming from the route words dab ;a highly sought after super concentrated form of marijuana in oil form containing high amounts of THC, and tarded; An Idiocracytopian descriptive word that describes a simple-minded person with an IQ lower than their shoe size. Dabtarded literally means: Smoking such large quantities of oil concentrates that one enters a temporary state of complete loss of brain function instantly reverting the user to their ultimate lowest form, the amoeba.
Robert: Did you see Damian take that 5 gram hit off of his new oil rig ?
Luna: Are you kidding, I got that on phone and posted it online. He was soooooo dab-tarded that he shit and pissed himself!
Robert: Oh snap, send me the link...I'm going to make sure it gets 1,000,000 views!
Luna: Are you kidding, I got that on phone and posted it online. He was soooooo dab-tarded that he shit and pissed himself!
Robert: Oh snap, send me the link...I'm going to make sure it gets 1,000,000 views!
by PhadeNot November 12, 2015
Homie 1“Ay take this Frankenstein dab guarantee you cough”
Homie 2 “what’s A Frankenstein dab”
Homie 1 “mixed 3 my best dabs”
Homie 2 “ohhh I get it”
“U gone take this shit?”
Fsfs
Dies* in Coughing
Homie 2 “what’s A Frankenstein dab”
Homie 1 “mixed 3 my best dabs”
Homie 2 “ohhh I get it”
“U gone take this shit?”
Fsfs
Dies* in Coughing
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