Alabama cupcake

When you cum on your sister-cousin’s titties

I gave Patti Mae an Alabama cupcake last night

by Chaospixxxie May 28, 2021

Icing the cupcakes

It’s where your hitting a girl from the back then you pull out and nut on each cheek, (best done while she lays flat on her stomach)

Jamal was hitting Cindy from the back so he iced her cupcakes (icing the cupcakes)

by That random sir pumkin March 2, 2021

cupcake job

When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.

The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.

by The Red Hairon November 2, 2015

Cupcake Nectar

When you add milk to the last of the cupcake batter and drink it as a beverage. Tends to have the same consistency as eggnog.

"Can I lick the bowl?" "No, I'm using the rest to make cupcake nectar."

by CAJellyfish September 6, 2013

afghani cupcake

Goat feces topped with semen following a man-on-goat love sesh in which the fecal matter represents the cake and the semen represents the frosting. Commonly found in Afghanistan and other middle eastern countries where people fuck goats.

"Here, try this Afghani cupcake. I made it myself."

"Gross. The desert is covered in Afghani Cupcakes."

by mr excellent November 20, 2017

black cupcake

Adjective for a medium-sized black women, not very attractive

Damn, that shawnya is a damn black cupcake

Carly, shut up you black cupcake

by BabeLolbae August 22, 2019

Admiral Cupcake

The leader of the infamous Cupcake Navy, Highly decorated and completely badass. A title of the highest regard. Admiral Cupcake gives no second chances, also his ship, The USS Asskickery, is a space ship with time travel capabilities.

Admiral Cupcake? You have never heard of the Admiral of the Cupcake Navy?! Man, you are gonna be in for a shock!

by Exoz September 20, 2013