by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
Get the Crotch Wadmug. noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.
Also known as smegma.
Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
by Krotch kriket August 27, 2014
Get the Crotch puddingmug. The act of someone walking by you and rub their crotch against you accidently or on purpose for a cheap thrill.
by Keifer Elliott January 10, 2010
Get the Crotch Swipemug. A term used to describe the external genitalia of a female who is extremely promiscuous. In other words, her crotch is strectched and droopy like a turkey's neck. Also used as a reference to Tory, aka Whory.
"Damn, that Tory took 3 guys at once?? Hell, dude... She must be suffering from a nasty case of turkey crotch."
by the shazamurai January 26, 2005
Get the turkey crotchmug. tight shorts usually worn for gym class. They have no pockets to store anything and no zipper. They're usually red in color, sometimes blue. They hug your butt cheeks as well.
Johnnie has those red crotch job shorts on again. He's gonna have to pull them down if he needs to take a whizz.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 6, 2009
Get the crotch jobmug. If you wanna get down on these hairy balls why don't you jump right in its a crotch party right up in here why don't you lick on this big Joint
by Icymieject August 4, 2019
Get the Crotch partymug. "Hey did you hear about Cassi shitting on Brian's dick?"
"Ya man that's a crotch brownie. What a bitch!"
"Ya man that's a crotch brownie. What a bitch!"
by Heyrayeaye December 31, 2014
Get the crotch browniemug.