The act of being angry or bitter about something for a prolonged period of time, in contrast to the word "salty" which carries a comparable meaning but is acute and momentary.
Social workers and nursing staff are notoriously crispy at all times with malingering patience.
After Mariah Carey's most recent turn down, Eminem is still as crispy as ever.
After working 12 hour shifts for 13 days straight, John was crispier than a slice of bacon left on the stove top too long.
After Mariah Carey's most recent turn down, Eminem is still as crispy as ever.
After working 12 hour shifts for 13 days straight, John was crispier than a slice of bacon left on the stove top too long.
by Crispy Slayer January 23, 2019
To keep a conversation, phone call, or meeting direct and to the point, minus all small talk and formalities.
by iTomHD February 13, 2018
Someone who has transcended past "salty." They are burnt to a point of being brittle and easily triggered, aka, Crispy.
Denise: Have you seen the way Margaret has been acting?
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!
by CrispyKarl September 14, 2017
by gingerdelux April 02, 2014
Someone who looks burnt to a crisp due to being homeless, on the street, addicted, or both; the worse for wear. Rode hard and hung up wet; tore up from the floor up.
That crackhead sitting in MacDonalds sure looks crispy.
After sleeping in the park for nights on end, she was looking pretty crispy.
After sleeping in the park for nights on end, she was looking pretty crispy.
by christophermooreworx July 31, 2020
by Reprovague August 02, 2022