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revolving credit

The "extra chance" or "new lease on life" that you get each time the revolver clicks harmlessly on an empty chamber when playing Russian roulette.
Revolving credit only works for so long, and then you eventually get hit by the door on your way through --- that really happened, y' know --- a revolving door actually "pancaked" and smashed someone between the shattered glass panels! You can look up "Freak Accident With Glass Revolving Door" on YouTube.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
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Credit Hound

Someone who, like a fiend for drugs, craves credit for like a wild honey badger craves honey. Sneaky, conniving, and duplicitous one should do all they can do to avoid their credit thieving ways.
"Yo Mike W.. I saw this great movie I think you would like called 'Citizen Kane'. Want to watch it together " - Bob C.
"Nah Homie, I saw it back in 1939 way before it hit theaters. Told everyone it was going to be pretty tight too." Mike w.
"Mike you are 34 years old, it is 2019 and the movie came out in 1941. You are such a CREDIT HOUND!" Bob C.
"Tough cookies. Can't help it if I have great taste." Mike W.
by Big Gay Tony November 29, 2019
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Credit Card

A type of sexual foreplay that requires one person to rub the slit on the back of the other person's penis tip with their finger. Most of the time, it makes the penis erect faster than usual. If the person receiving the Credit Card is uncircumcised, the foreskin may pull itself under the tip, but it can be put back with your fingers if it's slippery enough under the foreskin.
"Yo dude, Sally just gave me the best Credit Card yesterday, it felt like I would splooge any moment!"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"
by some dummass March 6, 2023
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Christ credit

Similar to high school credits, but a revised version under Betsy DeVoss after eliminating public schooling and making all eduaction privitized religious acadamies.
Timmy, you need to buckle down, you're short on your christ credits and are not going to graduate without improvement!
by Steffanzo February 21, 2017
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Crediting and paying

You didn't build it WITHOUT me and you are PRETENDING that you DID do that.
Hym "So, no, that is not what happened. You tried to build it WITHOUT CREDITING AND PAYING ME... And then you tried to condemn me to hell and empower a retard to do a single white female and your weren't doing it ironically because if THIS doesn't happen you just do that until I die. And now I'm probably going to have to murder some of you. Which, you know, is a little unfortunate because that's hard to do in a way that is fair for everyone but still... Apparently that wasn't an option for you! You thought that was an option and it WASN'T that. SOOOO... This isn't a battle for leverage here. I can't do anything without the credit or payment. Literally. There is literally nothing I can do. And there is nothing YOU can do... Because YOU didn't invent artificial intelligence. You want something to happen that isn't ever going to happen. I'm not doing anything you tell me to do. Ever... What do you want me to tell you here? Because I'm not going to tell you that. I already told you what I'm going to tell you and you're either going to do that or you're going to suffer the consequences of not doing that. And I am not going to suffer the consequences of ANYTHING because I will just kill myself and take all of you with me is you try to do that... Soooo..."
by Hym Iam December 18, 2025
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Sayori Social Credit

An emote that Crackanigle (formally known as Mattress) should add to the Doki Doki Fandom or else he has a 1 inch peen
"Hey did Crack add the Sayori Social Credit yet? No? Fucking cringe bro"
by RiverSpacePirate October 28, 2021
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unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.
Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022
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