canooter valve

1.)Butthole! Yay!

2.) A huge fart that comes from your ass. (See example)

Did someone just bust thier canooter valve?

by I am not Anonymous October 28, 2007

Douche Canoe

The worst kid of douche imaginable.

This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.

1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars?
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.

by Stigmata. September 20, 2008

duche canoe

someone acting like a dick, or an asshole

Corey says to micheal "dont be a duche canoe you fucking fagot i love you coreyy:DD

by katelyn :DD August 31, 2010

Canoed

Being stuck in a canoe (or any situation that feels inescapable) whilst being lectured by a significant other or friend.

He waited till we were alone and canoed me till the river ended!

by sugarkane_13 May 25, 2016

Canoedeling

The act of making love in a Canoe, which, according to statistics, 8 percent of Canadians have done.

Dale and Marie are in the middle of the lake canoedeling.

by How 'Bout This? July 27, 2017

Canon Seaberg

A gay licker that will clean your chide for free and he also loves soggy biscuits feel free to contact him at 360 470 4576

my name is canon Seaberg and I like the taste of chode

by Batdogg2 June 11, 2018

dooche canoe

used for the import and export of dooche.

hey scotty pack me a popper.""no."" ur a dooche canoe.

by whorewood December 1, 2010