Wadsworth Constant

Related to watching movies on Youtube, the Wadsworth Constant is applied by skipping the initial 30% of a movie to jump directly to pertinent information related to the movie's title/subject. This is to avoid any unnecessary preambles or filler content that would normally result in the watcher's time being wasted.

a) Check out this sweet Youtube movie I found, use the Wadsworth constant to skip all the junk at the beginning.

b)Wadsworth constant applies.

by tsnips October 4, 2011

Constantinople

The name for a city which existed 600 years ago, and after being captured by the Ottoman Turks, is now called Istanbul. Despite the Greek beliefs that Istanbul is rightfully theirs, this is not true as the Ottomans rightfully won it, with no cheating etc. It is now by right belonging to Turkey. Greeks should stop dreaming that Russia will capture it back for them.

"Istanbul, not Constantinople" the lyrics of a song by The Four Lads, later covered by They Might be Giants

by Melissa2610 May 13, 2011

Constantina

1. A type of white wood, often used in shipping containers.

2. A rare brand of expensive mobile phone, white silver red or fluro green, with touch screen and 400 types of games, an inbox space of over 6000 messages, a 21 megapixel camera and high tech speaker and recorder, as well as other fancy features. Price estimated at around $40,000.

1. "Hey the Constantina wood's worked out pretty well, hasn't it?"
"Yeah, really set a nice touch to it."

2. "Jesus, I wish I had a Constantina, they're brilliant those things."

"I bought a Constantina and now I'm broke!"

by L :) August 7, 2008

Constanza

A whore. She broke my heart. I hate you Constanza

That girl looks like a whore. She must be a Constanza

by Constanza_pls_come_back November 21, 2021

Constanzo Lombardini

One of the Founding Circle of T.O.O.T.A.P. Head of Chemistry for the Order, and designer of the Standard Box Fez

by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 20, 2003

constab

Any noun (idea). Can replace any person, place, or thing in a sentence. Short for constabulator.

I went to the constab yesterday and ordered some constabs.

by Joe V November 2, 2006

CFL - constable for life!

CFL - Constable For Life; a police constable who elects to remain a constable; not wanting to take on higher titles, i.e Sergeant, Supervisor, Inspector, Chief; preferring to work in the trenches, saying NO to a white shirt position; never forgetting where he came from; what made him!

"CFL - constable for life!"

Sergeant: "are you going to move up the law enforcement ladder any time soon there 20 yr medal"?

Constable: "nah, I'm good at what I do, enforcing the law, putting bad guys where they belong...

Sergeant: "sounds like you're part of the; CFL - constable for life"

Constable: "part of it; hell I'm the founder of it; besides, it would cut into my favourite past time of collecting shoulder flashes"! Besides, you need me to make you look good Sergeant"!

Sergeant: "boys will be boys; you're right though, I need you to keep making me look good; you truly are a 20 year medal worth keeping around"! CFL - constable for life

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by winnipegdude March 13, 2013