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Courtney

Bradley:have you seen Courtney.
Teddy: what that slut!
by Canadianhaterbj102 November 27, 2019
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Courtney

A Canadian slutty bitch that gives 8 boys bjs
Bradley: have you seen Courtney

Teddy: what that slutty bitch
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Courtney stomping

Friend 1: yo why did you just step on that short person?

Friend 2: I was Courtney stomping

Friend 1: hey guys what do you want to do I’m bored

Friend 2: let’s go Courtney stomping
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Courtney

A Courtney is a blond girl who will steal and eat your soul and must be kept on a leash at all times. Courtney’s are wild things that must be watched at all times or it will eat and massacre everyone and thing. Courtney’s have trouble in relationships as they tend to lead on guys and then eat them while taking their souls. You can spot a Courtney as they are often blond and look innocent but they are not as innocent as they look. Beware if you see a Courtney do not engage or they will lead you on and kill you.
That Courtney looks suspicious
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Courtney

Courtney loves twilight
by Gilmore girls November 13, 2020
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Courtney

Courtney is the most caring and protective person you will ever meet but with that she can play you like a mf she’s pretty as fuck and can get anyone she wants at any time without even having to try she can make you feel special with no feelings at all but also be the biggest simp ever if she’s that into you you can trust her with anything and you don’t have to feel unsafe around her unless you fuck up which you better not fuck up because she can beat anyone’s ass in a heartbeat with no hesitation what so ever she’s also a very good fighter and gets what she wants when she wants it to without having to ask because she’s that good
Person 1: oh my god did you see that fine ass girl walking down the hallway

Person 2: Oh yea bro that’s Courtney
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Courtney Love

A controversial woman in the world of rock in the late 20th century to today. A washed-out bleach blonde who had her day yet still has to be in the limelight just to let you know she's here. She was married to Kurt Cobain of grunge superstars Nirvana and after he committed suicide on April 8, 1994 and Nirvana imploded, she read his suicide note tearfully in public, calling him an 'asshole'. Then shortly thereafter, she laid Percy Farrel of Porno for Pyros AND Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails and backtalked about how bad in bed they were. Before she met and married Kurt, she worked as a stripper and even gave head to Ted Nugent when she was a preteen. She has a very long and dirty past, and this starfucker reputation has made her a target of bad media attention. Still, she put it on herself.

She gets blamed by some for Kurt's death but I don't think she did it. She fronted the band Hole, which was so-so at best, playing guitar and (ahem) singing? Then she went solo and got into legal issues with the Nirvana survivors. To this day she riles up concertgoers at her shows to chant 'The Foo Fighters are FAAAAGGGGSSSS!' which shows her gross lack of class and extreme immaturity. Always looking for attention, she even got up on Dave Letterman's desk and revealed her tits to him on TV. A total no class whore.
1. Courtney Love is the Yoko Ono of alternative rock. Yoko got blamed for the Beatles' breakup and John's death, but the others deny it. After all, she worked with them to compile and finally release the Beatles Anthology project which came out in 1995. Still, the rumors and conspiracy talk go on...
2. Courtney Love may have inspired other women to pick up a guitar, which is cool. But God knows there are SERIOUS female rock'n'rollers who DON'T play the 'sexual image/dumb bitch' bullshit (Go-Go's, Bangles, L7, Heart, Plasticines, Shonen Knife, etc.) that have talent and praise who need to be recognized. And Courtney Love with her stupid antics gives ALL these lady rockers a very ugly name. Disgraceful.
3. The pioneering Go-Go's are now in the Hall of Fame, and so are Heart and Joan Jett, women rockers. Shonen Knife is getting quite an audience now after paying their dues since 1981. Others like Julianne Hatfield and Sheryl Crow also keep their lives private and don't push this sexual angle, they let their music do the talking. That's why these female rockers are still around and Courtney Love is a used-up has-been starfucker broad that nobody really wants to have or be with. She's history.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 27, 2022
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