A non-owner supervisory position within a capitalst/fascist company, usually working also as a corporate whore.
The store manager didn't want to inform me himself that he was going to sodomize me with a mandatory schedule change so he got his corporate underpimp to do it.
by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010
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When a person’s ability to critically think has declined in such a way they are only capable of identifying primary colors and understanding information in a visible trend line.
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Get the Corcoran mug."Did you Hear what Hillary Clinton say that “it was a long time ago” when someone asked if she had done anything about walmart's health care policies while she served on its board? What a corporate whore!"
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Get the corporate whore mug.Used to describe a office babe who clearly likes to do stuff and would still be considered a 9-10 outside the office. A corporate smoke show has a super model body and is dressed to a Tee (clearly financed by a millionaire husband or daddy). This phrase should not be used for any office talent, but reserved for the classy bitch in legal that is clearly out of your league.
"My fucking GOD! Did you see that babe?"
"Where? there's office talent all over this convention."
"Office talent? these hoes are ratchets compared to this broad, a God damn corporate smoke show!"
"Where? there's office talent all over this convention."
"Office talent? these hoes are ratchets compared to this broad, a God damn corporate smoke show!"
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