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corporate underpimp

A non-owner supervisory position within a capitalst/fascist company, usually working also as a corporate whore.
The store manager didn't want to inform me himself that he was going to sodomize me with a mandatory schedule change so he got his corporate underpimp to do it.
by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010
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Corporate Storyteller

This person takes the basic corporate ideas, such as the company's story, their vision, values, and brand, and create a great story around it. They also teach others in the company how to tell the story as well.
Zappos uses corporate storytellers to get the message about their culture to the rest of the world.
by mark guadagnoli June 14, 2014
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Corporate Brains

When a person’s ability to critically think has declined in such a way they are only capable of identifying primary colors and understanding information in a visible trend line.
Pro Tip:

if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻
by ThornyRose December 22, 2020
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Corcoran

Yo Corcoran got a big dick
by Ronald mc Donald December 28, 2020
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corporate whore

"Did you Hear what Hillary Clinton say that “it was a long time ago” when someone asked if she had done anything about walmart's health care policies while she served on its board? What a corporate whore!"
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Corporate Smoke Show

Used to describe a office babe who clearly likes to do stuff and would still be considered a 9-10 outside the office. A corporate smoke show has a super model body and is dressed to a Tee (clearly financed by a millionaire husband or daddy). This phrase should not be used for any office talent, but reserved for the classy bitch in legal that is clearly out of your league.
"My fucking GOD! Did you see that babe?"

"Where? there's office talent all over this convention."

"Office talent? these hoes are ratchets compared to this broad, a God damn corporate smoke show!"
by Bruh Bruh November 8, 2013
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Corporal

A Noncommissioned Officer (NCO) in various armed forces, of a rank immediately below sergeant, or, in Canada, a master corporal. Also the rank above a Private.
Lawrence: Hey I just got promoted from a Private!
Jason: Oh! Now you're a Corporal!
GO ARMY.
by schoolboyjason1 August 10, 2009
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