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The Dirty Nun Confessional

When she dresses up as a dirty nun. Set up two chairs, one on each side of a slightly open door. She confesses all the dirty things she wants done to her. You then proceed to satisfy every confession.
Kelly wanted The Dirty Nun Confessional last night, so after confession I tied her face down to the bed, spanked her bottom red, raw dogged her bottom and then finished on her face. The odd thing was she wanted me dressed as Santa.
by DT_S January 1, 2023
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Based and Christpilled-convention

Another name for Church.

Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.
Person 1 (based Christian): Hello there my fellow based individual, would you like to join me in going to the Based and Christpilled-convention this sunday?
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.
by Based papist December 25, 2023
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"I'm conflating accusations with confessions... Like... Totally deliberately."
Shit-lib "Every accusation is a confession!"

Hym "No it isn't. Not when I'm doing it."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
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A Geneva Convention

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Geneva Convention
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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The Geneva Convention

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Geneva Convention
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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screen time conventions

The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.
In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

Cause it is almost like my other definition wasn’t approved
Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

(You know that I am talking to you)
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 20, 2021
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