Coach Mike

One goofy ass nigga

“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”

“That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”

by mygfsuckstoes October 16, 2019

Coach Oliver

A mentally unstable man who penguin walks and had the personality of a special needs individual who constantly eats tuna. His classroom smells like wet dog.

Coach Olivers’s hairline goes past his skull.

by Theblack_nightmare637 December 31, 2019

Coach Rob-itus

The sudden loss of love for the game of basketball because your coach is horrible.

The Coach Rob-itus kicked in and everyone quit the basketball team.

by Mr. Fundamentals 69 January 28, 2020

chonchode

A Spanish man who has a huge fat cock.

Rob: "Did you hear that josé has a huge chonchode"

by B.Zorro April 29, 2020

coach hall

the best history teacher ever. best basketball coach. don’t ever trust coach hall fun though.

guy 1- have you heard about coach hall?
guy2- yeah he’s the best teacher ever!

by k22k22 March 19, 2021

Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach

He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do

by 188888995 July 29, 2021

Cinchona

The most functional person in a group that is of an altered state of mind.

Man we were so wasted. Thank god for Abby being the cinchona and figuring out how to get the key in the lock.

by dododog October 15, 2021