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compettikin

A group of people you can never beat are your compettikin, they are like competition but unbeabtle.
"Damm they are our compettikin we can never lay the smackdown on them!" says handomse jon
by Grand Master Fai November 14, 2004
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COMPERFECT

the word that fits someone or something so well that it must be discribed by the combination of the words perfect and complete
elizabeth is comperfect!!

or

That puzzle peice fits comperfectly in that spot.
by szablya November 20, 2006
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competicious

The ignorant word for competitive= Inviting a defensive naive individual to a friendly challenge that is on your same team....
"Hey Steve, I just wanted to give you a heads up..... I am going to beat your stats 3 weeks in a row." (Steve) I don't care what you do, I am just doing my job." (Me) "OK Great, that will make it easier on me to beat you, thank you!" (Steve) "Gosh..... Don't be so competicious!!" LMAO
by KW8 September 8, 2007
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commie cut

Side parting half-long hair style, resembling to East-European fashion trends in the 1970s and 1980s. Cut on purpose of retro ambitions or by inability of the barber in charge.
"What happened to your hair?! It looks so weird!" - "Why weird? Yesterday I went to the barber and asked for something different - and he cut this funky commie cut."
by toko March 17, 2008
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Compenstipation

The act of stretching the truth beyond it's capacity, while trying to steer one's company's attention away from a much more malicious, inevetivable truth: either shingles, psoriasis, or in many more severe caases - being generally "without life companions" - or "friends." 9 out of 10 women will experience this in thier life time, while trying to cover up assumptions of sexually transmitted deseases or acts of skeletal "closet" matter. Studies have shown an average of 4% of the global population will commit at least once in their life to compenstipation-isnims while they are experiencing a more lonely, pathetic time in their life. General studies of 1.5% of all mammals commit this negative act as a part of human nature, from feelings of inferiority.
"She tried so hard to get her friends to believe her false story in her best compenstipation attempts. They saw through her lies, and approached her about her genital warts."
by Doctor Chance O'Toole March 28, 2008
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compestated

A physical attributed attained by a person spending primary time at a computer, and adapting appropriate weight gain to the enviroment.
I cant run anymore, Im too compestated.

Your chair might be uncomfortable, but soon you will compestate to it.
by adammtboy October 4, 2008
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Chompies

Extreme form of the munchies, but more severe. A crazy compulsion that causes someone to crave eating huge amounts of food
Since i hadn't eaten all day, i had really big chompies and i almost drank of Henry's Arizona Tea and food.
by K-cheezy December 18, 2008
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