chumferston

A person who has made a silly error OR a very bold character

I cant believe Rooney missed, what a chumferston he is, OR that David Bowie is a total chumferston, look at what he is wearing.

by Andrew Osbo April 23, 2006

chuff plug

a tampon,womens stuff

me girl friend's got her chuff plug in.
no shgging for me tonight

by nutzdog March 19, 2008

chuff munchers

A pair of women's trousers/slacks that provide clear anatomical detail of a lady's front bottom.

My dear, those trousers are such chuff munchers that I am able to detect your virginity

by pottytime May 12, 2008

charfel

Pronounced: Char-full

A combination of a laugh and a chuckle, and sounds like a weak belly laugh made by a retard.
Commonly used with friends and/or when stoned/drunk.
sounds funny at first. But later, much more annoying.

"want to go hang out? Watch the game? have a charfel or two?"

"Yeah, you know me and the guys were hanging out, painting the fence, having a few beers and a few charfels."

"I havn't had any charfels in a long, long time."

"Enough of your charfeling!"

by Nato2 June 24, 2008

Charfish

A female named Charlotte who excudes physical similiarites to that of a starfish.

Guy: Dude I totally saw Charfish in action last night

Guy 2: Wait, don't you mean...INaction?

by Charfish February 24, 2009

chuff burglers

The definition of chuff burglers are

fanny flaps

e.g....

"Core today in this weather I haven't half had sweaty chuff burglers" said sarah bruce.

or

"UUURM is that a fillet of fish or pure beef in those chuff burglers said ronald mac donald"

or

"you haven't half got a big set of chuff burglers moosey"

or

"dave wished he could get him some of them chuff burglers either side of his cock"

or

"there's no symetry in those chuff burglers"

by world wide warranty moose. August 7, 2009

chuff grenade

A chuff grenade is another word for a ball, the plural being chuff grenades. To have sex with someone and cum can be referred to as "letting off some chuff grenades"

Rob: Heya Baby, come here cos I wanna let off some chuff grenades in your direction"

by Matt Damon young October 9, 2009