Elastic Cheeto

A cheeto that has been left in the toilet too long and has now become stretchy and slinky.
"I was taken a dump and discovered an elastic cheeto hiding amongst the shitbricks."
by Alex James Regina November 25, 2007
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CHEETOED

When a client convinces a lawyer to lie for them in court and they lose licenses

When someone convinces someone to lose everything they worked for by committing a crime.
A con man convinced his lawyer to lie and she got caught, now she is Cheetoed.
by Messiejanders March 11, 2023
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cheetos economy

An economy that is builded on something really stupid and useless , like karma on Reddit , this maybe came from some incidents on ebay or facebook from kids that selled weird-shaped cheetos
Haha! Yes! Continue buy stupid Fortnite skins from the shop, maybe in the future you can shell them in the Cheetos Economy
by Alkis Umf March 16, 2019
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cheeto pubes

1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.
1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?
by Yuuuuuggeeee November 13, 2016
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cheeto-bagged

when someone hits you in the face with a cheeto bag.
person 1-Ha! you have just been cheeto-bagged!
person 2-Well, its better than being teabagged!
by fasyghsdihgoiusbusodhfjsd April 15, 2009
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Flaming-Cheeto

The act of farting on your gay lovers throbbing red rocket as he inserts it into your anus after eating food that makes you gaseous.
Let’s go get some White Castle and come home and have a flaming-Cheeto.
by Dirty Wilson April 11, 2021
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