carving the pumpkin

When you paint a pumpkin on a woman's back and put a flashlight in her butt.

Last night, The power went out so I was carving the pumpkin with Pam. Good thing I had a flashlight and a fleshlight.

TS

by Damon K. October 21, 2025

tasty-caking

messing with people by throwing tasty-cake items at cars in the drive thru at mcdonals from a wooded are and having the cops called on you.

last night we almost got busted for tasty-caking by the cops running away from the mcdonalds

by william moses August 14, 2007

Canoe Carving

The act of penetrating the womans canoe with your penis, or in this case, your carver.

Hey bitch, why don't you take off those leggings and let me practice canoe carving, now!

by missouri113 February 25, 2010

roach casings

(n) An ootheca. A long term accumulation of cockroach egg sacks fecal mater and otherwise long dead roach body parts. Often found in dark hard-to-reach places especially in kitchens as in under the refrigerator or around cheap Chinese-made electronic items such as clocks.

There were quite a bit of roach casings from that last tenant we just evicted.

by thaibu April 22, 2010

Cracker Craving

When someone has the urge to only hook up with white people.

Person A: "Did you see that super hot Asian walk by? Damn."
Person B: "I don't care. Right now I have an intense cracker craving, and I can only focus on that Caucasian near the entrance."

by The Cookie Eating Monster July 12, 2011

reverse cainglet

a sexual position in which a man hold a girl up by her ankles with her back to his front and procedes to fuck her in the ass

Bob: did you see that hot girl at the party last night?

Jo: yeah dude, i did a reverse cainglet on her

by caingleter March 4, 2011

beef caking

the act of doing something awesome

omfg dude you see that back flip that was beef caking right there

by crush :) November 21, 2011