v. The act of blowing a massive vape cloud of your favorite sativa strain under the stall divider and into the lap of the poor vulnerable schmuck with his pants down who, when you first entered the restroom, you determined to be mid-shit and unable to chase you. n. cartlebarggor: A person who routinely readies a vape rig upon entering public restrooms.
Wife outside bathroom waiting: Honey, did you sneak and get high while you were in there? You smell like a skunk sprayed the first 3 rows at a Phish show!
Husband: Fuck no, some douchebag cartlebarked me just as I started to take a dump.
Husband: Fuck no, some douchebag cartlebarked me just as I started to take a dump.
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Aside from gripping people's souls tight and raising them from perdition, Castiel's hobbies include drinking liquor stores, having copious amounts of eyesex with Dean Winchester, and telling jokes that are funnier in Enochian.
When embarrassed or confused, Cas will lower his gaze and shift uncomfortably before fixing you with a puppy dog gaze that has been known to render both women and men completely helpless.
Aside from gripping people's souls tight and raising them from perdition, Castiel's hobbies include drinking liquor stores, having copious amounts of eyesex with Dean Winchester, and telling jokes that are funnier in Enochian.
When embarrassed or confused, Cas will lower his gaze and shift uncomfortably before fixing you with a puppy dog gaze that has been known to render both women and men completely helpless.
"It literally means 'You breed with the mouth of a goat. *pause* It's funnier in Enochian"
"I do not understand that reference."
"Hey, ass-butt."
Dean: (On Castiel trying to find God) "Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla."
Castiel: "No, he's not on any flatbread."
"I do not understand that reference."
"Hey, ass-butt."
Dean: (On Castiel trying to find God) "Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla."
Castiel: "No, he's not on any flatbread."
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A nightclub frequented by women of low standard who are out to show off there wares in the hope of a sly grope or of making out. These women are normally over 40 or under 18, and most would be mistaken for hookers if they were seen in natural light.
A cattle market is the sort of place that male first year undergraduate students at university go all the time in an effort to get their end away, but this invariably results in the guilty boys leaving the venue with an itch.
The term derives because the women in these clubs are essentially showing themselves off in the hope of being taken home, just as cattle are shown off at cattle markets in the hope of being sold.
A cattle market is the sort of place that male first year undergraduate students at university go all the time in an effort to get their end away, but this invariably results in the guilty boys leaving the venue with an itch.
The term derives because the women in these clubs are essentially showing themselves off in the hope of being taken home, just as cattle are shown off at cattle markets in the hope of being sold.
Bill: "Let's go down Icon and Diva!"
Pete: "We can't go there, it's a right cattle market!"
"Ooh, I was in Creation last night and pulled this slapper - now I have an itch! Serves me right for visiting such a cattle market!"
"Let's go down to Gatecrasher - I hear it's a real cattle market down there!"
Pete: "We can't go there, it's a right cattle market!"
"Ooh, I was in Creation last night and pulled this slapper - now I have an itch! Serves me right for visiting such a cattle market!"
"Let's go down to Gatecrasher - I hear it's a real cattle market down there!"
by Jamie Douglas January 6, 2007
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Prone to spectacular outbursts, and reasonably tough, wouldn't want to step over her.
Prone to spectacular outbursts, and reasonably tough, wouldn't want to step over her.
by kelliejane February 4, 2010
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Basically Margaret Trudeau visited Castro in Cuba roughly 9 months before Justin Trudeau was born, and the media at the time was highlighting how Margaret was too "friendly" with Fidel Castro.. Suggesting that Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son.
Picture comparisons between the two evidence that the two are likely father and son.
Basically Margaret Trudeau visited Castro in Cuba roughly 9 months before Justin Trudeau was born, and the media at the time was highlighting how Margaret was too "friendly" with Fidel Castro.. Suggesting that Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son.
Picture comparisons between the two evidence that the two are likely father and son.
Hey Justin Trudeau just announced Emergencies Act to quash peaceful protests in Ottawa, formerly known as the War Measures Act. Did you hear?
Yes I did. Damn that Castreau. Like father like son.
Yes I did. Damn that Castreau. Like father like son.
by easytheretiger February 20, 2022
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