Raging Cactus

When You put tooth pics on your dick and you just start plowing.

"Holy Shit, That's one Raging Cactus"

by weebweebweeb41 May 6, 2018

snatch cactus

Went your cunt is so dry a little cactus pops up in the corner to provide satisfaction

She was such a miserable bitch until she finally grew her very own snatch cactus and finally got a moment of satisfaction.

by Reithrese May 22, 2018

David Caruso

While performing coitus on a partner, the act of putting on a pair of sunglasses just before climax and screaming "Yeaaaaaaaaaah" as you ejaculate on their chest or back. Advanced users may choose to include a cheesy one-liner while putting on the sunglasses.

Dude, my girlfriend loves cheesy one-liners so much, last night I gave her a David Caruso in the bedroom.

by chiliwillie11 October 15, 2019

Xav Camus

Un prof de philosophie chauve qui fait la promotion du doxxing, du dogmatisme et de l'intolérance envers les gens qui ne pensent pas comme lui. Il a la bonne habitude de bloquer sur les médias sociaux les gens dont il parle.

Viens-tu juste de vomir en lisant Twitter?

Oui, je suis tombé sur un post de Xav Camus!

by AllAntifasAreBastards May 25, 2020

Arizona Cactus

When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.

Hey girly, I did Arizona Cactus with Brian. Now my pussy feels like it just went through hell!

by King James 1:13 July 21, 2020

Jackus Cackus

This man is so very innocent

“Oh look it’s Jackus Cackus, he’s never jerked off

by Penis wenis fetis February 22, 2022

Soggy Cactus

After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.

"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"

by Ceita May 2, 2022