Crystal Marie

Fucks like a champ. Will out drink you while you weep as her magic pussy walks nonchalantly out your losing ass door . Often too hilarious for her own good .
Damn , marry that bitch Crystal Marie . Marry her yesterday.
by Bitchmouth McaAsshole December 01, 2016
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Crystal Park

the sexiest girl in Gainesville Virginia
DAMMMMMMM that girl is soo fineeee
she needs to be a model or somethin forrealllllll i would put up a picture but i dont want all you pervs who look at this jackin off to her sexy asss...
DAYUM son look at that azn chick over there?
WAHHHHHHHHHHHH shes fineeeeeeeeeee
EY SHES MINE LEAVE HER ALONE!
by lover of crystal February 07, 2005
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Crystal (male)

The cutest guy ever! Honestly he might be a little shy over having such a name, but that's no matter for a guy such as him. He's got a personality like no other and a heart of gold. He's talented in writing and art, and will always find a way to make you laugh
I was having such a bad day 'till I talked to Crystal (male) and he made everything so much better!
by Flygon-kun October 10, 2017
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choad crystal

The fecal matter that is caked on the back of a man's testicals.
yo, those choad crystals are wack, son.
by count snatchula March 21, 2009
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crystal cruncher

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals
Someone who has a crystal for every occasion
by alexis driscoll July 31, 2005
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Crystal Aura

Minecraft's deadliest hack that basically auto-spawns and auto-breaks end crystals which basically can grief an anarchy server in seconds.
Steve used Crystal Aura on 2b2t and got banned for griefing
by minecraftpr03 February 05, 2021
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Crystal Lake

When you load a lot of crystal meth into a bub, you melt it down and it makes a puddle... and if you load a lot, it makes a lake..
shitt homie, you know how to git er dun.. you loaded a crystal lake.. we're gonna be straight up geetered!
by Crystaal October 21, 2005
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