Cowboy Unit

Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.

Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!

by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018

Cowboy Clogs

Those dam suede high heel boot things that Chelsea's wear

DAAMM Chelsea back at it again with dem Cowboy Clogs

by Big Daddy Walrus October 26, 2018

cowboy soda

Whiskey slang, there was not soda back in the west so all they drank was whiskey and water.

Hey bartender I need some cowboy soda make it strong!

by ImaSmartMF June 8, 2019

cowboy donut

A slang term for fried cow vagina. A specialty meat consumed primarily in the American southwest.

Hell yeah, Hank, come on down! We just got back from the butcher and we're fryin' up some cowboy donuts!

by Megamickel June 29, 2019

cowboy cunt

a person who only wears classic leather cowboy boots, occasionally a big hat, and denim, especially jean jackets

aye look at that cowboy cunt walking down the street

by m305 October 15, 2019

Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your thumb in your butt.

Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!

by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019

Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your finger in your butt

Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!

by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019