Count Fuckstickula

The biggest baddest douche bag on the planet

Boy that guy is a real Count Fuckstickula.

by Chuckie Cheez November 15, 2011

count torebackula

Name given to a person who has been awake days on end using meth without taking a shower or brushing their teeth.

Yo did you see him? Looking all like he was count torebackula.

What the hell happened to you? Count torebackula!

by Dirt Napp August 9, 2016

for the counts

to do something only to make up numbers

john was with her for the counts

by trinireds777 December 13, 2016

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

Full-Count

When someone has 2/3 of a strikeout. A Full-Count is when you take a hit from a bong, and take a shot without the beer. Or when you take a hit from a bong and chug a beer without shot.

Dude he got messed up off of that Full-Count. Thank God we forgot the beer...a Strikeout would have been to much for him.

by AveryPorter July 5, 2011

Joseph Alexander Martinez Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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😱: Joseph Alexander Martinez Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Ocho Counting

When you know you aren’t making par, so you count when you start putting and miraculously make a birdie.

Yeah, you got a double. Somehow I got an eagle on the par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting on that.

by Clardaddy July 26, 2023