A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.
by Doomus May 23, 2016
Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches
by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018
A terrifying legend that haunts the streets of h-block about a vampire like crip who opps people up at 3 am with his blicktendo and throws up the 4s.
"RUN! IT'S COUNT CRIPULA!"
by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024
What you say when you get a gift you don't really like but don't want to hurt the other persons feelings.
Jack - Jill, I got you a gift! *gives said gift*
Jill- Aw how sweet, it’s the thought that count's though
(She doesn't like it, you can tell because she said “its the thought that counts”)
Jill- Aw how sweet, it’s the thought that count's though
(She doesn't like it, you can tell because she said “its the thought that counts”)
by Boiga6 July 23, 2022
used to indicate that it is the kindness behind an act that matters, however imperfect or insignificant the act may be.
"when people give you things that you don't want, you must remember that it's the thought that counts"
by Arminkshipper August 08, 2024
by Richflex February 08, 2023
Name given to a person who has been awake days on end using meth without taking a shower or brushing their teeth.
Yo did you see him? Looking all like he was count torebackula.
What the hell happened to you? Count torebackula!
What the hell happened to you? Count torebackula!
by Dirt Napp August 09, 2016