count cristo

A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.

"Mark ate my last poptart?! Oh HELL no! I'm bout to Count Cristo that BITCH!"

by Doomus May 22, 2016

Count Fecula's disappearing act

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.

Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.

by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016

Counting-Color

verb

The act of taking notes on the color of people's skin when determining how to treat said people.

Or the act of arbitrarily highlighting the color of a person's skin.

In a sociopolitical or philosophical argument where someone is unjustifiably holding on to skin color as the basis or part of their argument, you might say "stop counting-color"

by Perfidious Coda January 18, 2018

Count Faggalot

A pussy ass nigga so weak he's the Count of Faggotry.

1. Did u hear that bitch Dequan squeal? Yeah that nigga should be named Count Faggalot.
2. We should wear high-heels to see how women feel.

Count Faggalot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by Lemony Fuckit January 9, 2017

Homie Count

The "body count" of someone in relation to people you personally know such as friends or family.

If you had sex with my boy Jerry, I got to add that to your homie count.

Have you has sex with any of my friends? If so, what's your homie count?

by NitemareZen December 6, 2020

karma count

A user's karma count is how much a user contributed on reddit account and how much upvotes he gets

Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count

by •MJ.MM• December 21, 2020

t ig count

I have two accounts, one account where I don't put photo of myself on profile picture and another where I dont.

Everyone can use t ig counts

by Natasha Lobo September 11, 2021