congressional

By far the most exclusive and all white country club in the tri state area. All the moms play tennis at least 3 days a week, and the fathers play 18 holes of golf almost as frequently. The children are all in the preppiest and private schools around and spend every day of the summer when they are not sailing on their family's yacht in the Mediteranian, either playing golf, tennis, or swimming. The only cars that are under $50,000 belong to the help and seeing a famous face there is nothing new. Also, the sight of the U.S. Open in 1997 and former U.S. presidents are former country club presidents.

Member 1: "Wow, that was a great round of golf. I think I'll go swim a few laps and then eat at the Grill.
Member 2: "Oh, I would so join you, but I have to go down to Neiman's and pick up my Prada bag. They had to have it especially made so that it would match the interior of my BMW."
Member 1: "Wow! That's such a great idea! When I trade in my Bentley for a Mayback, I think I will so do the same thing!"

by Congressional Member May 13, 2005

conged

To quote or take out of context

Origin:
<Koam> that was out of congtext!
<Koam> context
<Koam> heh
<posix> c0ng3d!

<Koam> got some film developed, all the pictures turned out shitty
<Koam> I hate Blacks

the second line in this scenario would be congable

by Koam February 6, 2005

congratufuck

an expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another.

John got a job promotion, he deserves a congratufuck.

by sola January 11, 2009

Congratsubating

Masterbating after accoplishing something, or after being proud of ones' self

A guy has been crushing on a girl for a while and finally get her number/a date

Guy 1: Dude im so happy, this girl is so hot.
Guy 2: So what you going to do are u going to call her up

Guy 1: No i think imma head out for a congratsubating session. See you later

GUy 2: WTF MAN!! GROSS

by Idhitthatificould March 16, 2012

Congratulations

The way someone reclaims the #1 spot after a criminal organization (see T-Series) briefly takes said #1 spot.

It sounded like PewDiePie was saying Congratulations to T-Series... but in reality it was just the next shot in the war against corporate dominance.

by FegelFatso April 6, 2019

wet congress

Coined in honor of the historic "wet congress" of 1927, it is when a condom is filled with water and tied closed. The condom is then inserted into an orifice. A male's penis is then inserted forcefully into the same orifice. With some hard movement, the force is so great it ruptures the condom, sending water bursting into the chosen orifice.

"Oh my god, that wet congress made me soo wet"

by nile billy December 6, 2007

congratufuckilations

Good job, you really fucked that up.

Congratufuckilations, Jim, you just blew up Idaho.

by em kay November 8, 2003