chili dog surprise

When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.
Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!

Then he yells "SURPRISE"
by penh June 06, 2009
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grand chili dog

When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).

Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."
by Argonak April 16, 2008
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chili dog massacre

the horror found inside a toilet that has been used by someone who has eaten too many chili dogs or other such carnival foods.
Dont Go In There! It's A Friggin Chili Dog Massacre!
by irvinesucks August 25, 2007
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chili ring of death

When you have spicy food and and your asshole hurts when you shit
Hey did you hear mtv pat had the chili ring of death after he ate spicy peppers
by Buntin June 06, 2020
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kuntucky chili spill

is the excessive (and immediate) fecal over-spill that occurs after the penal disconnection of sodomy.
Fuck Boy 1: bro, you smell like shit!

Fuck Boy 2: yeah man, my girl straight up Kuntucky chili spilled all over me after anal!

Fuck Boy one: hell yeah! *high fives fuck boy 2*
by JayWright33 October 02, 2017
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texas chili bowl

Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.
I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.
by MyBrainHurts2 October 16, 2005
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Making a Pot of Chili

A euphemism referring to one cutting one’s bowels loose with the most vile, most heinous and most explosive liquified, stinging shit imaginable. Turning that clean bowl brown like a piping hot bowl of chili on a cold winter day.
Where’s your father? He making a pot of chili. Better get the air freshener.

I was pinching the whole way to the shitter before copped a squat and started making a pot of chili.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
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