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Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.
Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe
by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021
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unknown child

Unknown Child is a quote writer and a gamer known as Mob slayer on youtube with over 9000 subscribers as of 2018 November and also can be found on Spotify as Mobslayer2847 in the US.
Be the one you know you are not the one they think you are - Unknown Child 11/26/18
by MobslayerYT November 26, 2018
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Enrangment Child

A child that is annoying, and crude to many people.This was often seen in Five nights at Fuckboys, and a fan spinoff game of Five nights at Freddys.
Person one: Billy is such an enrangment child!

Person Two: I know right, he broke my TV!
by mrs.buttman May 8, 2015
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Putrid Child

A nickname/insult for a friend/enemy. Can be used sarcastically or seriously and can be a good or bad thing. They person does not actually need to be putrid or a child for you to say this to them. Actually works best when they're older than you and clean. Can often be compared to calling to someone a scurvy dog
Old Man in store: "You took the last carton of eggs! How dare you! Respect your elders!"
You (Either seriously or non-seriously): "Shut up, putrid child."
by OneScurvyDog January 13, 2020
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The 3rd child

The child that gets all of the attention from their parents, can ask for anything they’ll get it. The only child that gets treated like a queen or a king and has more privileges than their siblings. The child that will get more expensive gifts and goods and gets spoiled by their parents. The favorite child.
Rebecca: Omg your sister Nimrah has to be the 3rd child. She has fashionable clothes and she even has her mom’s credit card.
Rabia: Ugh she get’s more attention than me and we share the same parents, she got an iphone 12 on her 8th grade graduation 6 years ago and I only got an outdated samsung for my 16th birthday! How unfair is that?
Rebecca: Damn, she definitely has the goods. Must be 3rd child privileges.
by Yes we get the gifts sir March 14, 2021
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Ether Child

A person who never fully becomes a regular functioning member of society because they were raised by ether. The ether child can be very successful but never fully "mature" due to the lack of proper role models.
Person 1: "Hey man did you see that guy? He's totally an Ether Child.
Person 2: "Yo bro im lit fam what's good I just banged my boss and got fired but it's whatever cause i'm totally an Ether Child."
Person 3: "Ayeee lmaoo props"
by EtherChild November 10, 2019
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