Male Walmart employees stick their cock into the hot ready to eat chicken. A gruesome reality for those who have previously enjoyed this warm food.
Customer (ryan): Excuse me, do you have any more Walmart Chicken?
Employee (lance): Don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart, I heard someone stuck their dick in one.
Employee (lance): Don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart, I heard someone stuck their dick in one.
by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021
Get the Walmart Chicken mug.A complete ass hole who insists on getting chickens and placing them just a few feet away from my bedroom window, and then decides to start hosing them down at 6am every morning which makes them cluck like crazy and then starts digging around in gravel with a shovel! Basically a complete cunt...
Who the fuck needs to hose chickens down at 6am every morning tho?
Who the fuck needs to hose chickens down at 6am every morning tho?
OMG it's 6am and the chicken fiddler next door is soaking his chickens with the hose pipe again! Now they won't shut up clucking! Ahhhhh
Fuck you John!
Fuck you John!
by Pissed off neighbour February 24, 2013
Get the Chicken Fiddler mug.The ultimate line to ask someone if you are interested in going on a date. Usually involves two people going to a chicken restaurant, ordering chicken and eating it romantically.
by the young van August 27, 2022
Get the Chicken date mug.Slang term for a Halal food cart on the corner of 53rd St and 6th Ave in Manhattan, New York City. The platter is the most common thing ordered which consists of chicken, lamb, and beef served over yellow rice with white sauce. It is the most delicious meal in the world.
by CupBdown March 4, 2008
Get the Chicken and Rice mug.The action (taken by a man) of pissing loudly with such force that it sounds like bubbling oil and frying chicken. Men who do this are alpha males, women love them.
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Get the Frying Chicken mug.by Valcious August 7, 2006
Get the tender chicken mug.1) A duck.
2) A person who routinely participates in unwise or ill-planned actions, then feels jaded at the negative consequences. For concision, it is at the moment of realisation or epiphany of the mistake, just as the jaded feeling, embarrassment and regret begins to kick in, that the perpetrator is at his peak of waterchickeniness.
2) A person who routinely participates in unwise or ill-planned actions, then feels jaded at the negative consequences. For concision, it is at the moment of realisation or epiphany of the mistake, just as the jaded feeling, embarrassment and regret begins to kick in, that the perpetrator is at his peak of waterchickeniness.
1) "A water chicken is a duck!"
2) "You had to pull the string and spring the trap, didn't you... You water chicken."
2) "You had to pull the string and spring the trap, didn't you... You water chicken."
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