California Freezing

California Freezing: (adj) Typically a temperature of 60 and below, because Californians don't know what cold is.

Jim: How's the weather in cali?
Rob: Omg, it's 62 degrees, it's California freezing!!

by Robert W Ross January 12, 2008

California Cradel

When a girl reaches from behind you and cups your nut sack.

Dude, did anyone else just see Rebecca giving Todd a California Cradle in the bathroom?

by McPenis Boy January 30, 2005

California poppy

A California Poppy is whenyou finger a girl and move it around so much she squirts

Lesbos love California Poppy

by Pussy Fulkerson 0369 June 24, 2016

california zipper

When a person is shot in the the abdomen and then has to have a cut down their stomach. The scar that is left makes a line down the stomach

Did you hear about trevon he got a California zipper yesterday

by GuddaG3 August 10, 2016

California Mustard

When a farmer squeezes a lemon above a women vagina and the juice stings the women and causes a burning sensation.

"That chic last night really enjoyed me performing that California Mustard"

by KatelynLovesKurt June 13, 2015

The California Vortex

When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.

“They were waiting outside so I had to pull off the California vortex in order to be on time.”

by Ohyeeee March 2, 2020

California sunrise

when you're getting high and masturbating at the same time...you inhale right before you're about to cum and then exhale as you're cumming.

I had the most incredible California sunrise with the shower head this morning.

by hollyRoxxx May 12, 2020