Burning Down The Shed

SEX!

"What are you two doing tonight?"
"Burning Down The Shed"

by Conn! January 7, 2010

Burning Acid piss

Piss that makes you feel like your genital is on fire.

My teacher said I should call my band Burning Acid Piss

by eddie1214BAP December 25, 2011

Burping the Turtle

When a male engages a female in anal intercourse from the rear, with such force that his member penetrates deep enough to injure her, causing the glans of his member to emerge from her vagina.

The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.

This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.

"Holy shit, that dude is bangin her dirtchute so hard he's burping the turtle!"

by BigMDub, ZachDB, Cpt. Pickard August 7, 2012

Burlington Fun Face

Sneeking into a friends house when he isn't home, stripping down the bed and taking a shit on his or her mattress. Then creating a funny face with a sharpie marker using the pile of shit as the nose.

Dude, Brad really made me angry so I gave him the old Burlington Fun Face.

by Cake2 January 12, 2008

Burlington

A town in South Jersey, right by the Delware River that includes wonderous things like a water tower and a horrible punk scene.

Oh, you're from Burlington...yeah, um, I gotta go.

by Dan Kerstetter October 18, 2006

Burning the green midnight oil

To stay up smoking the marijuana rather than sleeping. Usually followed by an attack of the munchies, resulting in a loss of snack food.

"I'm sorry i fell asleep in your class, Professor, but I was up all night burning the green midnight oil."

by xcaptain7howdyx January 25, 2010

Cum Burping Road Whore

Pretty much self explanitory. It's a bitch ass crack whore that burps cum.

Damn, did you see that cum burping road whore? Why are her titties all hanging out like that?

by F**Khannamontana! May 14, 2009