Jeremiah Joseph Bruce

The gayest ho ever. Sucks DICK. eats shit. fucks his brother

That Guy is Jeremiah Joseph Bruce

by bananaman7778 May 10, 2019

Bruce-Kwan-Do

deadly martial art using graphing and trigonometry to render opponents disabled. User must acquire a full beard, mustache and pony tail combo.

Ummmmmmm....do not embarace me in my Bruce-Kwan-Do Dojo.

by morgan hariett taubman freeman June 08, 2010

bruce lee it up

Describing a situation where an Asian man goes after a White Blonde.

See that blonde over there? I'm gonna Bruce Lee it up tonight!

by blackandyellowsd June 18, 2014

Andy Bruce-ing

The act of moaning for absolutely no reason.

Dude1:*moans*
Dude2:Quit Andy Bruce-ing!... Fag.

by Callum "hammerhead" Bain February 10, 2008

Bruce Lee

The only man that could defeat Chuck Norris but failed because a brain aneurysm. Sad that Bruce was the best but couldn't beat Chuck in the game of life.

One-Inch Punch by Bruce Lee

by [Noah] September 01, 2008

flaming Bruce Lee

verb - a sexual act that involves having intercourse with someone and immediately afterwards setting them on fire and karate-kicking them out of a window.

"Yeah, my girl's been a real BITCH lately. I might have to give her a flaming Bruce Lee later."

later

"HIIIIEEE-YA!!! FLAMING BRUCE LEE, BITCH!"

by Bradward Schu July 18, 2006

Lenny Bruce Moment

A Lenny Bruce Moment occurs when a person says something offensive just to shock the people in the room. It is named for the legendary 1960s New York City comedian and social commentator, Lenny Bruce.

I can't believe she said that. She was being offensive to get attention, her Lenny Bruce Moment.

by Silent Barracuda October 19, 2018