The act of holding yourself up by one hand (e.g. On your bed) and holding your other side up with your feet (e.g. On a table or windowsill) and wanking. The increased blood flowing to the penis makes you more erect.
by Harambeisinourhearts August 24, 2017
by anonanal November 23, 2016
by Shreksswamp1800 July 19, 2021
1. Like the old saying gos if everyone was jumping of a bridge would you there fo you would be called a "bridge jumper" for trying to be like everyone else.
by deadfred1390 May 22, 2013
When you drink a weak as piss beer because a mate's either brought it over and you're trying not to offend them, or your alternative beer is strong and you need a temporary break from that sweet, sweet nectar because life with it is like continually shooting up rainbows and you need
something to remind you shit's real
something to remind you shit's real
by Roboyo January 23, 2016
This is when someone has greasy hands from fried food and is fingering a woman.
The act of a finger slipping into her ass from all the grease on your hand and her taint.
The act of a finger slipping into her ass from all the grease on your hand and her taint.
by TheBigGrease April 07, 2021
by Dave69er July 02, 2011