Bridge Wank

The act of holding yourself up by one hand (e.g. On your bed) and holding your other side up with your feet (e.g. On a table or windowsill) and wanking. The increased blood flowing to the penis makes you more erect.
"Dude I just caught my son bridge wanking in his room."
by Harambeisinourhearts August 24, 2017
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broken bridge

man that girl back stabbed me! our friendship is a broken bridge
by anonanal November 23, 2016
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sally Bridges

The name my gorgeous girlfriend will go by once I ask her to be my wife.
"Are you going to change your name to Sally Bridges once we get married?"
by Shreksswamp1800 July 19, 2021
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bridge jumper

A clueless follower, some with no direction.
1. Like the old saying gos if everyone was jumping of a bridge would you there fo you would be called a "bridge jumper" for trying to be like everyone else.
by deadfred1390 May 22, 2013
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bridging beer

When you drink a weak as piss beer because a mate's either brought it over and you're trying not to offend them, or your alternative beer is strong and you need a temporary break from that sweet, sweet nectar because life with it is like continually shooting up rainbows and you need

something to remind you shit's real
Mate pass us a bridging beer
by Roboyo January 23, 2016
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Greasy bridge

This is when someone has greasy hands from fried food and is fingering a woman.
The act of a finger slipping into her ass from all the grease on your hand and her taint.
Last night, after we ate some KFC, I gave my girl a greasy bridge.
by TheBigGrease April 07, 2021
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Whiff Bridge

The bit of skin between your genitals & your a-hole
Sally's got a lovely Whiff Bridge
by Dave69er July 02, 2011
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