Slurp Breathing

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she has trouble breathing, so it makes a rather gnarly slurping sound.

Friend 1: "Dude, last night I came so hard in this one girl's mouth that she started slurp breathing!"
Friend 2: "Holy shit dude, brutal."

by ud4652219 March 20, 2017

The turtles breath

The fart that precedes the sudden urge to shit, as the head of the shit momentarily emerges, before being drawn back into the anus. Much like when a turtle pokes its head above the water to breathe

'Did you just fart Stui?' That wasn't a fart mate, that was the turtles breath.... Gotta go!'

by Fabio Baracuda June 19, 2016

Pipe breath

The smell of your breath after a long day of smoking your pipe

Grandpa: Why don't the kids like to talk to me?
Grandma: They can't stand the stand of your gross ass pipe breath

by Chelseafc10 March 29, 2017

leopard's breath

that weird noise your throat makes when you breathe with flem or snot, thus creating a growling sound

when I get sick I often get leopard's breath.

by dumb cluck April 27, 2017

The Pope’s Breath

The term for when you have jerked off so much that nothing comes out. The rare puff or exhale that issues out of the penile hole when this occurs.

The other day I wanked so much that I elicited the pope’s breath.

Peter is staying in tonight, he must be working toward the pope’s breath.

by PhantomThrust June 15, 2023

VIP BREATH

The breath of any dirty stripper, exiting a VIP or Friction room after taking a pop of sack sauce while proving, she’s got a throat like a giraffe.

That stripper came out of VIP with $1000 and was so happy she tried to give me a DNA kiss w/her VIP breath.

by Bobby Strongrod February 26, 2019

Lazarus-breath

Really bad breath. So bad that it makes you wonder if the person has been dead for a while.

If you are in a meeting with Jeff, sit two chairs over because he always has some serious Lazarus-breath going.

by Doritos Breath October 14, 2009