Rusty Bayonette

A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.

James and his partner, Stefan, died from sepsis after performing the rusty bayonette.

by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017

Beef Bayonet

A penis

My beef bayonet can not become erect

by Theha ahht March 5, 2019

sonny brayson

Some little ruthless bucket head that does blokes and takes chase with no fear.

Sonny Brayson is on a mad one today.

by LemmyYesi March 18, 2021

dirty brayton

When a girl wants a dog so you take her to the dog kennel and find one but while she is looking you take a poodle and start going at it with the dog kennel person in a threesome and throw in a boof. Then when you cum add a little Frank’s red hot sauce to the jizz and have the poodle lick it up then go back to your girlfriend and put the rest of the hot sauce in her vag and eat it out.

Yo dude I tried getting a dog but it ended up with a dirty brayton at the dog park

by Joseph mother deitz nutz da 3 November 1, 2021

Igor braconi

usually the biggest idiot in the friend group, and the guy who no one wants to kiss.
maybe the ugliest guy in the room.

Do you know Igor Braconi?
yeah he is pretty annoying.

by Tunic0 November 24, 2021

Rabbi Bradonovich

A Halloween costume consisting of a black bra hanging over your head while wearing black pajamas

Hey Epstein, did you see Benjamin at the Halloween party? You think he could have spent a few dollars and gotten a semi decent costume instead of that Rabbi Bradonovich get up which fooled no one!

by Oscart Mattball September 9, 2023

dirty brayan

when a girl is giving a guy head and he loses control and pisses in her mouth

i was blowing my boyfriend last night and he gave me a dirty brayan

by sugarbabyjill September 15, 2023