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Brandon

Beandon is the definition of a rodent like emasculated creature with hideous body odor, missing teeth and third stage syphillis like symptoms of dementia. Usually missing a Male gonad which explains inability to man up. Needs constant financial support and will not take responsibility for children he sired, not many rodent species do though.
Brandon has run out of excuses to not work again, he could be deaf and need of euthanasia
by Cactusjackpaulwillbeback January 9, 2019
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Stupid bich will never be good vith anyone
Ahh brandon is so stupid
by Ilaiwtmh February 6, 2019
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Brandon is nice and a good dude. Only because he likes you. He will have your back until he likes you. After he is done crushing on you. You will not mean anything to him. Brandon is a big jerk. he is only there for some kind of a reason, not because he is your good friend. but don't worry, not all Brandon's are jerks. Try your luck too, you will find a true Brandon who will be better than this Brandon.
hey i am Brandon.
by Lauren77 May 15, 2018
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hey ur such a brandon
by revengebitch33 May 5, 2019
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watch out brandon has a gun
by kimnmell October 26, 2020
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a faggot with a small ass dick the size of hunter's
Brandon is such a brandon smh.
by Brandon Cart Urban November 28, 2016
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Brandon is an asshole.He will play with your feelings and use you for fame.You can easily get attached to him but its very hard to let go of him.He is a very handsome guy but a fuckboy.He will leave you over and over but you will do anything to stay with him.
Gina:"Omg Brandon is so handsome!"

Leslie:"Dont put your eyes on him his a heartbreaker"
by unknown facts! September 7, 2019
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