Mong-Boggle

Having sex with someone who suffers from a serious lack of intelligence/character judgement/personal hygiene.

Dude, he was so desperate he went for a Mong-Boggle. Her IQ was 67 and she smelled of old-people.

by Welsh Boyo. Aye. February 1, 2010

Noggin boggler

Noun. Anything that is confusing or difficult to understand, or seems to completely lack a logical explanation; anything that "boggles the noggin".

If a woman says she is wrong, is she still wrong?
Hmm.. that's a noggin boggler.

by Orgenrellik April 14, 2011

Shuttle Booger

A loose booger caught in the nasal canal that manoeuvres up and down in sync with the inhaling and exhaling of the nose.

Blake Wilkins: Hey man! Whats up ?
Lachie D: Not much, but i got a big fuck off shuttle booger!
Blake Wilkins: Aww mate, no good!

by xLachie1401x September 13, 2016

salty booger

When you shoot a load into your girls nose

I give my girl a s a salty booger last night

by Howie 1 December 17, 2016

tattie-bogle

traditional scots for a scarecrow, one whom will 'defend the potatoes'.

'Awk aye, ther a coupla wee fudds paintin swastikas in the fairmer's tattie-bogle again"

by ewazza January 16, 2017

hoogan bogglesnorts

a big homo

you are a hoogan bogglesnorts

by wot do u mean May 19, 2018

Dick booger

A mass of unidentified material, on or around the penis.

I woke up this morning, after a hard night partying, with the biggest dick booger I'd ever seen.

by Blackbilly1965 February 3, 2019