Realising that you are in fact out of toilet paper after taking a large dump and having to pull your trousers half way up your legs to scoot to another toilet/stall to retrieve said toilet paper being careful not to be spotted by any other toilet-goer, just like a master spy.
by unknownriot September 18, 2017
by Franco the frank October 07, 2020
by klintbonds October 28, 2020
by crazyalready February 25, 2024
Person 1: "Remember when Billy Bob tried to skateboard on that treadmill"
Person 2: "Oh yea that was totally a rofl moment. Though when Jimmy Bob tried to trampoline onto a moving truck way beats that moment out"
Person 1: "True that. That was the best rofl moment"
Person 2: "Ah I love rofl-bonding"
Person 2: "Oh yea that was totally a rofl moment. Though when Jimmy Bob tried to trampoline onto a moving truck way beats that moment out"
Person 1: "True that. That was the best rofl moment"
Person 2: "Ah I love rofl-bonding"
by Zoe Dimer February 08, 2011
a nigga with a massive dick that is also very athletic and handsome he is also tall af and usually black
Definition: An amazing person who is very tall muscular and handsome. "that nigga julian bond is fine as hell and i want his kids in my mouth and in my stomach"
by quin nfn November 24, 2021
Hym "So... Watching porn affects a man's ability to pair bond... But banging a bunch of fat-cocks... Doesn't have an effect on pair bonding? What!? SO... She won't date a porn guy. She's too good to date a porn guy... Why? Probably pre-selection. If you have to watch porn, women probably aren't throwing themselves at you, if women aren't throwing themselves at you then you probably don't have a fat cock, and (in the words of Kevin Samuels) if you don't have a fat cock what reason does she have to sleep with you? Other then supplementary income (obviously). Hilarious! She hit the red pill guys with the uno reverse!"
by Hym Iam February 23, 2024