beard of allah

A big black hairy snatch

Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .

The muff on her was big black and bushy .
A proper beard of Allah

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

Darin Beard

Kind of cool...and kind of gay all at the same time.
Can be shortened to DB

Dude the fact that you have a pink shirt with Chuck Norris on it makes you a total Darin Beard.

by Muchaco March 22, 2010

santa beards

The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".

guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."

by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010

Majestic beard

Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.

Hey dude, can I touch your majestic beard I need the luck??

by Braam October 9, 2014

half beard

n. facial hair that is about half the length required to be a full beard.

LG: You aren't looking so professional in your polo today.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.

by dkizzle September 15, 2007

el beardo

El beardo is a nickname commonly given to the manliest of men. These men always of course have full grown grizzly adam's beards to show how awesome they are. People with this nickname are also known to be extremely succesful with the ladies.

Dan: Have you seen Caleb Hofmann's awesome beard?

Jessica Alba: O you mean El Beardo? Yea we had sex like eight times last week.

by Weston Zurbrugg February 20, 2008

beardsley showdown

The rare occurrence when there is more than one beardsley in the same room. Once the Beardsley notices that she isn't alone, the beardsleys begin to argue about whose beard is thicker and more hearty and lush. In the end, the beardsley with the most disgusting beardsely traits will reign supreme, the inferior beardsley will be killed.

The powers of two beardsleys would be detrimental if the Beardsleys decided to team up against society.

This is gonna be bad, those Bearded women are giving each other the eye. There is going to be a beardsley showdown.

by Breather December 14, 2008