Beetlejuicing

A phenomenon often appearing on Reddit. It's when a user posts literally anything and someone with a relevant username posts a reply. Similar to Username Checks Out.

User1234567: The average southerner's brain is slower than a 20 year old computer.

Your_Average_Southerner: Well screw you too.

User8910: r/ beetlejuicing

by Exterminator (not really) June 4, 2020

Beetrooted

Noun. A new 'state-the-obvious-and-point-out-what's-pointless' phrase to describe the state of a sunburnt person who shares the complection of either a red lobster, red tomato or, alas, a bloody beetroot.

Woman: "Man, you're so sunburnt!"

Man: "I know, I'm pretty beetrooted..."

Woman: "You mean, beach rooted ... HA!"

Man: "I hate the beach."

by goudystout February 20, 2011

Beet

usually describes a girl who's pussy has been fcuked a lot and is not tight anymore, or the girl her self is beet.

"yo that chick is beet." or "her face is beet" or "shes so beet!"

by TReelogdecarHustlE May 1, 2007

Beethoven Masturbation

The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.

Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...

Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.

Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?

by infernlmagician February 4, 2009

Beet

To go red/blush.
Beet -> Beetroot -> Red

OOoohh,,Look at Avril!!! She's beet!!!

by Ella,eh,eh,eh February 25, 2008

beetle juice

a person who runs like a beetle on steriods with their back hunched over at 5 km/h

Omg look at that kid he is such a beetle juice (joshua brown)

by Mrs Bridgeman January 4, 2008

beetch

Lighter, less crude way of saying *bitch* Normally used by older women who are in the presence of young children and don't want to blurt out the harsh sounding swear word *bitch*.

Ladie hits the curb whilst driving a car with a few kids inside as she hits the curb she mutters to herself quietly *Beetch*!

by Chris Danielsen March 2, 2005