by Shrek124 March 9, 2021
Get the Mario Superstar Baseball mug.Baseball is a sport played by gay bitches who are too soft and too gay to play lacrosse. Baseball players are certified faggets who fuck each other when they hit balls over fences.
Look at me I’m i hit balls and touch sand bags with my feet while I fuck dad and give head to my dog.... I’m such a fucking fagget. I play baseball.
by G4yh03 May 30, 2020
Get the Baseball mug.an asshole who cries when they give up a homerun on a pitch in the center of a strike zone on a 3-0 count and has to perform the dances of an entire musical before they throw the pitch
by retarded man in your ass March 22, 2021
Get the Baseball Pitcher mug.When you’re giving a blowjob and instead of moving your lips up and down, you spin your head around the dick while you have your mouth on it. You do this enough times while the guy lays down so you’re dizzy. If you spin too much, you’ll throw up on his dick, and that will (not) be pretty.
Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 28, 2019
Get the Alaskan Baseball mug.Gay as shit. Case fucking closed. If you want to play a sport that doesn’t suck camel dick go play lacrosse not a pussy sport like baseball.
by Mikeshit September 9, 2019
Get the Baseball mug.by Scurvy Dee April 18, 2025
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by retarded man in your ass March 22, 2021
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