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Shit Banana

That long, massive, curved, "banana" shaped dump you take when you eat something unsettling.
Look at that giant shit banana Paris Hilton left in the bath room stall! She must've eaten some mexican food.
by UrbanLady64 July 1, 2011
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banana sandwich

1.The discription of a state of complete disorder.
where the thing you are discribing is acting negatively in a unexpectedly large way.

2.Another phrase for the word crazy
"everything was just fine until the guy just go's banana sandwich and starts yelling at the clerk"

Dane Cook - "But here's what drove me banana sandwich about this robe."
by xA1UC4RDx September 24, 2007
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banana for scale

The common used scale under all intelligent beings. People who use the banana scale view the metric and imperial system as inferior and useless. Banana's are clearly more reliable as a measure of length than some random concept or human limbs. The scale is usually used in photographs to show the size of an object. Banana's are yellow which automatically mean that they are superior to other fruits. Banana's will soon be the commonly used measure of length and they will soon rule the world.
'That guy has a small penis.'
'Yeah, it's only half a banana.'
'Well, you're an intelligent fellow using a banana for scale.'
by banjobananenfilet February 18, 2015
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Banana Poked

A man inserting his penis into a womans vagina
Callsuma: "Last night i got Banana Poked by Edward"
by KatieAtiex January 13, 2010
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banana slamma

a term used by Donkey Kong in the 90's tv show "Donkey Kong Country" usually meaning "Falcon Punch"
Donkey Kong: BANANA SLAMMA!
King K. Rool: HOLY @^&*
*epic kwyjibo-like pwnage*
by your best idiot March 14, 2010
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black banana

His black banana penetrated me soo deep last night.
by Mr. Handy Mandy December 16, 2014
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gone bananas

p1 : oh dude u know.. don 2 was such a marvelous piece.. :)

p2 : gone bananas????

it was nothing but a piece of shit!!
by foolkit February 20, 2012
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