bread trim

A shockingly horrendous haircut. Popularised by Dudey Rhino on Youtube.

Have you seen Phil’s new haircut?

Yeah that’s a dead trim
No that’s worse than a dead trim, that is a bread trim

by Postgate_Massive February 10, 2019

Bread stripper

A god who comes down to earth and who will strip for bread. Has many hoes and a single pimp. Prefers baguettes over sourdough.

Wow look at him go! What a bread stripper!

by We Stan a Queen February 12, 2019

Bread Legs

When you slap ya legs with bread

Me: We got any bread lads?
Ladsa: Yeah, bread legs *Slaps legs with bread repeatedly*

by BigChedda420 May 8, 2019

bread missile

When your poop comes out and look like a baguette

Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile

by Lxndrjmsfdr April 21, 2019

Bread Communist

Your lord and savior

Me:Bread Communist
Literally everybody:I AM NOT WORTHY

by TheBreadCommunist August 9, 2019

Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

by zizithecat August 18, 2019

bread snorter

someone who snorts fine small bread crumbs for sexual pleasure

hey, did you hear that jimmy is a bread snorter

by breadsnorter December 9, 2019