Dong Bong

A sex move where two people get high and one lights the other's dick and balls on fire.

"God, my balls still hurt. We did the Dong Bong last night."

by Natsfroh April 10, 2022

Ping-Bong

The act of smoking cannabis with a bong and proceeding to play ping-pong with a friend right after.

hey dude, bring your piece tonight. We're gonna have an epic game of Ping-Bong.

by lolwhydidntithinkofthat May 6, 2011

bong school

An advanced learning facility centered on the enrichment of pupil's skills with smoking cannabis.

Simon: Are you hosting bong school tonight?
Carol: Nah man i just smashed the UV light

by Wabwabwab May 8, 2014

Bong fart

When you cup your ass with your hand in the shower and let it fill with water and then fart through it. The smell is tenfold.

That bong fart was fucking brutal luv

by Roddy Blow September 16, 2020

Bong Booty

a butt which,after undergoing Bong Booty Surgery, is used to smoke weed/tobacco from (using the anus as the hole you suck the smoke from and the separate hole you explicitly drilled into your rectal cavity during Bong Booty Surgery you use as the bowl and downstem.

"Party at my place tonight,I got a Bong Booty and shit's gonna get lit" -literally

by Not=A_hIGH_IDEA May 24, 2018

bong cat

A truly magnificent cat. A Bong Cat is usually elongated, fat, and tremendously lazy. Their soul purpose is to be loved and enjoyed by grandchildren and kind old people. Do not disrespect a Bong Cat, though. They love to be loved, but if you mess with and mistreat them too much they will possibly shun you and ignore you for the rest of their life. Also, they are called Bong Cats because of there long, fat, bong like shape.

Person one: “aw, what a cute cat!”
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!

by Mr.Spammucci September 27, 2018

Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.

Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014