1. Dumber than dumb
2. Dumber than a stereotypical blonde
3. No clue
4. Clueless
5. Unaware of surroundings
6. Air head
2. Dumber than a stereotypical blonde
3. No clue
4. Clueless
5. Unaware of surroundings
6. Air head
1. Man that dude can’t spell a two syllable word
2. Person 1: Did you hear about the World Trade Center, you know twin towers
Beyond Blonde: what! when? ...oh you mean the County Jail (Los Angeles County Jail) is refered to “twin towers”
3.friend 1: “What a dumb ass!” He went an did it anyway.
Friend 2: yeah I told em too
Friend 1: that muthaf*^ka’s beyond blonde
2. Person 1: Did you hear about the World Trade Center, you know twin towers
Beyond Blonde: what! when? ...oh you mean the County Jail (Los Angeles County Jail) is refered to “twin towers”
3.friend 1: “What a dumb ass!” He went an did it anyway.
Friend 2: yeah I told em too
Friend 1: that muthaf*^ka’s beyond blonde
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Teacher: “why is water blue class?”
Blonde: “because it’s a reflection of the sky”
Teacher: “SARA YOU’RE SUCH A DUMB BLONDE”
Blonde: “because it’s a reflection of the sky”
Teacher: “SARA YOU’RE SUCH A DUMB BLONDE”
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"Girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy Bre last night. She was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.
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