birthday douche

an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.

Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.

birthday douche: *snatches controller*

me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!

birthday douche: no, i wanna play!

me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead

birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!

me: *punches birthday douche in the face*

by crunkmonkey510 April 10, 2012

birthday boned

An expression used to term birthday sex.

"Ah well that is why she hadn't answered her phone! She was getting birthday boned!"

by Clementilly December 24, 2013

Birthday ranch

A mans ejaculate

"You know you want some birthday ranch girl"

by Aman54 September 13, 2016

birthdayhole

When someone has you do things for them on their birthday.

Johnny: "Tomorrow is my birthday, where are you taking me to eat?"

Dave: "With that attitude, you'll get the dollar menu! Birthdayhole!"

by RealEyeBrows July 21, 2016

Birthday Bust

On your birthday you take the age that you are turning and dived that number by 4. If you get a irrational number (like 3.5 or 5.6) you round down. Once you have this number you must bust that many times on your birthday.

Jeff: "hey birthday boy, how many time do you have to birthday bust today?"

Jerry: "only 4 times."

by JackTheKiller6 November 5, 2017

birthday tits

A southern tradition where a guy is shown tits for his birthday

It’s my birthday. Time for some birthday tits!

by Mannnn1086 January 11, 2018

birthday suck

A birthday suck is where a girl will give a guy a blowjob on his birthday. Most of the time it will end in the "birthday cream cake" in which the girl will swallow the guys cum, simulating swallowing whipped cream.

Other Names:
Birthday Suc
Birthday Sucky
Birthday Suckerburg

Lindsey gave Collin a birthday suck then a birthday cream cake. I heard she's good at it.

by Mark SuckerBurg May 20, 2018