Bear Game

A game played by many players, after one person has committed a fart annother opponent can say 'bear' causing the farter to get down on all fours and growl loudly to imitate a grizzly bear. If the one who committed the fart says 'safety no bear' before someone else in the area can say bear then he/she is safe from the punishment.

Teacher: " there will be no Bear Game going on today!!"
Friends farts* "Bear haha got you"
Gets on floor* "ROAR"
Friends quiet farts* "Safety no bear!"

by anonymous May 18, 2021

bear cough

a very loud, comical fart

Some old lady let out a bear cough during church, i almost pissed myself laughing so hard

by roflmhaowabrbaz April 1, 2011

Bear Mountain Beer

Ah, the glorious Bear Mountain: home to one of the best tasting beers man has tasted. That taste comes at a price, however. This delicious beer is heavily guarded by one of the most dangerous bear-infested mountains known to man. Make no mistake however, these are no ordinary bears: these are Bear Mountain bears making Bear Mountain Beer. Oh yes, the highly intelligent bears of Bear Mountain have passed the recipe of that sweet Bear Mountain Beer from generation to generation, resulting in the some of finest beer ever produced. For us humans to have the pleasure of consuming the Bear Mountain Beer, employees of Bear Mountain Beer International must take the risk of a lifetime: tackling the mountain in hopes of extracting some of that rich amber fluid. That alone is not the whole story though: you think the bears just make the beer? No! These are drunk angry bears that will stop at nothing to ensure the preservation of their life force. The one thing they hate more than not being drunk of their asses are human moochers harvesting their life's work. One has not lived a complete life unless they have had a nice long cold glass of Bear Mountain Beer.

"I just ordered a keg of Bear Mountain Beer. Now let's have a moment of silence for the poor workers who died in their quest for this delicious beer..."

by Lokokoko January 31, 2010

bear fucker

an alcoholic avalanche that will bring utter chaos to you and everyone around you. its pretty much bad ass......
an irish car bomb followed immediately by a minderaser (both must be downed with serious speed)

take one bear fucker and you dance with a fat chick. take two bear fuckers and youll throw up on a fat chick. take three bear fuckers and youll throw up in the drunk tank

by bigwillystylesallinit November 30, 2009

bear polar

An angry big hairy man who snaps at anything.

Me : Not for nuttin, all jokes aside, you know what i mean. The load is late.

Bear: Roar this is bullshit i'm an angry bear! My bear polar is taking over. ROARRRRR

by dj radness August 5, 2009

bear rug

Requires three people. In front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. The other two individuals have sex on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Want to come over tonight? There's going to be a blizzard and we'll need someone sturdy to be our bear rug.

by JPPitt March 17, 2011

Bear Ballin'

Originating from the term ballin', Bear Ballin' means extreme to the max. Bear Ballin' also originates from a 'motorbike sphere of death' where bikers are riding inside a sphere, often going upside down. In the case of Bear Ballin', a bear is riding the bike, with another person trying not to die in the middle of it.

The movie was so Bear Ballin'!

Jesse is so not bear ballin' today.

by Connorr June 18, 2008