Archaeologist

Most commonly found scraping dirt off dinosaur bones, archaeologists are the Girl Guides of social science. Can always be relied upon to carry obscure equipment, which makes them useful in everyday situations and absolutely essential in case of attack by the undead.

Social Anthropologist: "If only I could somehow get level with those runes lining the walls of the pit I could translate them!"
Token Archaeologist: "I have some rope and a harness in my bag."

Person in Street: "I'm having a heart attack!"
Passing Archaeologist: "Here, take my spare defibrillator."

by Chuckney July 16, 2009

Arjun Archeja

1. It is a word meaning useless and gay.
2. Flamming piece of shit
3. Taking a shit for 30 minutes
4. Dickhead
5. Internet Whore

1. Yo nigga you are such a arjun.
2. There is a arjun on my front lawn.
3. I just took a arjun in the bathroom damn it felt good.
4. Damn why are you being such a arjun?
5. Why are u getting girls online, are you trying to be a arjun?

by Carlos Obando October 1, 2004

Archer_of_fish

The greatest person on the planet. He also has a magnificent set of reproductive organs.

All may aspire to be the Archer of Fish but there is only one.

by Archer of Fish December 22, 2004

Archer

Archer is the name of a nice guy who is loved and has lots of money and is usually a movie guy who likes video games and his sisters usually 5 will chant he's the best he's the best

That's good that's an archer

by Jedi night 767 June 15, 2018

Archie

It huge bastard and a massive Dickhead. An Archie is annoying and a fucking bitch and can be a bit stupid in music class. Stay away, you’ll get scared if you don’t. Except for Archie Andrews which is a hugeeeeee hottie hehe

Oh shit there’s Archie RUNNNN

by mileven4eva March 31, 2019

Archregurbulimiphobia

The fear of throwing-up spiders.

Anna couldn't sleep for nights because she suffered from an Archregurbulimiphobia. She was convinced that if she shut her eyes, spiders would crawl down her throat, causing her to regurgitate.

by M.O.Martinez(: November 4, 2009

Archie

Archie ia normally typically a sad or stressed person when it comes to work. He often has a fixed mindset meaning he thinks he can't do anything right. He's normally drawing or crying himself to sleep because he things he's worthless and people always mis-gender him.

Person 1: Have you seen Archie?
Person 2: Probably crying or drawing.
Person 1: He's stupid and is a failure.

by Archiee42069 December 19, 2018